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A poem for us....
I shave my legs,
I sit down to
pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about
the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others
when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch
movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I
don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh
yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look
at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when
you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
Don't
Don't say I love you
If it isn't true,
Don't fill
my heart with lies
And expect me to love you
Don't tell me what you want
Unless It's good to
say,
Don't make me fall in love
Unless you're going to stay,
Don't hold me to your heart
And look me in the eyes
Don't
kiss me on the lips
And look upon the skies,
Don't call me on the phone
To say how much you miss
me,
Don't tell me that you love me
And that we're meant to be
Don't sit and make me cry
For the love I grew to
hold
Don't make me wonder why
This heart of mine you stole.
Don't ever promise me
Something you can't
keep.
And don't ever let me fall
Into a love so deep.
True Love
all i ever wanted
was someone like
you
someone to hold me close
and never let me go
I never felt that way before
until i got to see the real
you
but as time pressed on
we fell apart
and the only thing i could feel,
was the peices of my broken heart,
As
weeks went by night and day
all i could do was cry and pray
even though i found no use
I lost my faith in god, in
love
until one night i looked at the stars above
I rememberd how i told a friend
just how much you ment to me
how
i thought we were ment to be
all my friend said was
mabe you wernt ment for me
or to be my true love
Mabe
my friend was right about you
all i know from the bottom of my heart
that i know that's true...
you were my first
love and i'll
never forget you.
Just Me
Life is hard
I can't explain why
No
one knows how hard I try
When things are tough
when life is bad
I
just pretend that i am not sad
I don't know how to let you know
The pain
I feel
The hurt I don't show
Life is hard
NOt just for me
Things
that happen are meant to be
I can't be happy everybody
But that doesn't
mean
that things aren't OK
I don't crave attention
I think by myself
I
am not always in need of your help
Life is hard
But things will be alright
Now
I can sleep throughout the night
My life is on track
The pieces are in
place
But Ineed my own time
I need my own space
I am different now
I need you to see
I
am not anyone else
I am just me
Letting Go
Having to let go is not an easy thing to
do
And it hurts now most of all that I'm letting go of you
Never in my life have I endured deeper pain
The sinking
in my heart, much like a fallen rain
The sun within my soul, has become a cloudy sky
Because to you, I never thought
I'd say goodbye
My Heart
My heart has always been a open book
Open
for all to see
But after the 1st chapter
They no longer wish to read
There is so much there
If you read between
the lines
I have much to offer
Both in heart and mind
Filled with humor,and suspense
maybe even
bits of horror
Fantasy, thrills and romance
You can get lost for hours
Escape reality or
Problems you're thinking
of
Lose your self in ecstasy
Fill that moment with love
So many adventures to share
All u have
to do is start
But do u have the courage
It takes to read my heart?
Sad Poem
Near to the door,
he paused to stand,
as
he took his class ring,
off her hand.
All who were watching,
did not speak,
as a silent tear,
ran down his
cheek.
And through his mind,
the memories ran,
of the moments they walked,
and ran in the sand (hand and hand).
But
now her eyes were so terribly cold,
for he would never again
have her to hold.
They watched in silence,
as he
bent near,
and whispered the words,
"I LOVE YOU" in her ear.
He touched her face and started to cry,
as he put
on his ring and wanted to die.
And just then the wind began to blow,
as they lowered her casket,
into the snow....
this
is what happens
to man alive.....
when friends let friends,
drink and drive
First Love
the way i feel about you
will never die
for
you where my first love
and thats no lie
i sometimes think
about the way we said
good bye
i cant forget it
although i try
nine months
then that was the end
i
guess you tried to hurt me
by going with my friend
but the trick was on you
cause i didnt
care
i think the fact that i was gone
gave u a lil scare
i think what we had
happened for the best
for
now i know
what to look for in the rest
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth
for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
Much More than Words Can
Say
Sometimes it's hard to
put into words but, I want you to know that hardly a moment goes bye that I'm not thinking about you.Wondering what your doing.Wishing
I could be with you and counting the hours until were together again. Sometimes when I'm with you I dont let you know how
special you are and how love means more to me than anything else in my life. I may not always tell you but I want you to know
thatI love you much more than words can say.
Funny when
you stop and think, time goes faster than you blink
But nothing's
ever.Like it was
But girl we've
got a special thing, and all the happiness it brings
Is more than
enough
I know it's
hard to believe, you're still the biggest part of me
All I'm living
for
I still think
about youI still dream about you
I still want
you.and need you by my side
I'm still
mad about youall I ever wanted was you
You're still
the one.you're still the one
It's hard
to breathe when we're apart, you're like sunshine in my heart
I keep you
here inside
You've been
everything to me, you've been and always will be
The apple
of my eye
I know it's
hard to believe, you're still the biggest part of me
All I'm living
for
If you love
me, look into my eyes
And say you
do, I've been waiting
All my life
for someoneJust like you
And baby after
all we've been through, girl I'm still in love with you
And I want
you to knowI do, I do
I still think
about youI still dream about you
I still want
you.and need you by my side
I'm still
mad about youall I ever wanted was you
You're still the one.you're
still the one
Do
You?? Do you dream of me?Do you love me?I
dream of you.I love
you.Do you think of
me all the time?Do
you miss me when I'm not with you?I think of you all the time.I miss you when I'm not with you.Do you tell your friends about me?Do you tell them how you feel for me?I tell my friends about you.I tell them how I feel for you.Do you and I feel the same way?
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